Diane White-Crane

Llama Poetry

Dirty Laughing Llamas
by Lloyd the Llama

Larry Llama likes to laugh
And so does Sarah Sue.
Larry likes to laugh at Sarah’s jokes.
And quite frankly, so would you.
Sarah jokes about the humans
Who care for them each day.
“People sure are funnier than llamas
in each and every way.
For they wash and try to make us clean
but as every llama knows
We’d rather roll around in dirt
than look prissy in their shows."



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